Lollukkum oru alavillaya?

Chey.. vara vara makkaloda lollukku oru alavae illama pochunga.. Oru sampulukku 2 incidenta eduthu vidaren paarunga.. :)

Incident #1 : Ennoda Junior oruthan onsitela irukkan ippo. Last 2 weeksa paiyan konjam tight delivery schedulesla bcya irukkannu kelvi pattadhaala, avan onlinela irundhappo naama chat panni disturb panna venaamaennu oru nallenathula naan msg pannama irundhen.. Konja neram kazhichu avanae msg anuppinan..

He : Hello madam
Manasaatchi : Enna da aachu? adhisayama paiyyan mariyaadhaiellam kudukaraan??
Me : Hello.. Eppadi irukka?
He : Unakku konjamaavadhu mariyaadhai theriyudha?
Manasaatchi : Aaha.. Idhukku dhaan avlo mariyadhaiya aarambichaana?
Me : Ada paavi.. Edhukku thitrannu sollittu thittu.. Ippadi dhidudhippunnu thittina onnum puriya maatengudhu illa :(
He : Naan online vandhu evlo neram aachu? Oru gud mrng sollanumnu courtesy irukka unakku?
Manasaatchi : Ellam neram da.. Edho pullaya disturb panna venaamaennu vitta adhukkum ippadi oru aapa? Nalladhukkae kaalam illa da saami :(
Me : Seringa Sir.. Inimae daily correcta attendence pottudarenga sir.. OKva sir?
Manasatchi : Nera kodumai da saami.. unakkellam sir podara nelamaila irukkaenaa naan? Iru iru CA kitta solli unakku P1 request 4 create panna soldren.. [CA ngaravaru enga applicationoda Business Analyst :)]
He : Hmm.. Adhu.. Seri enakku vela irukku... Naan ippo sign off pandren.. TTYL..
Me : Ada paavi.. Idha soldradhukku dhaan online vandhiya nee.. Dhrogi.. Ozhinju po..

Incident #2 : En friend oruthikku indha weekend marriagunga.. Maapillai U.S.la irundhu last weekend dhaan vandhar. Vandhadhum avarukku oru periya kavala.. Ennannu dhaana kekkareenga? Kalaila irundhu night varaikkum ponnu koodavae shoppingnu suthalaamam. Aana night ponnu avanga veetukku thirumbi poidumae.. Appuram eppadi pesaradhunnu kavalaiyaam.. Ponnu theliva reply pandra naama skypela pesalaamnu.. (Idhula lollu ennanu dhaana kekkareenga.. 2 perum irukkaradhu orey apartmentla.. Skypea kandubudichavanukku mattum idhu therinja evlo feel pannuvaano :D ) Seri, en ma phone use panna koodadhannu ketta phone charge agumaam.. Skype freeyam.. Ponnu ippave kudumba thalaivi rangukku yosikka aarambichitaalaam.. :(

Endae eshwara nee dhaan enna indha maadiri aatkal kitta irundhu konjam kaapathanum :)
50 Responses
  1. Syam Says:

    innum orutharum varla thaan...sari ini poi padikalaam :-)


  2. Syam Says:

    indha maathiri kodumaiya naanga ketka vendi iruke...ende guruvaayooorapaaaa engala ratshikunnu :-)


  3. G3 Says:

    @Syam : //innum orutharum varla thaan//
    Hehe.. varradhu 4 peru.. idhula edho unga blog rangukku karpana panni dialogue adikkaradhellam konjam overa therila? :D

    //indha maathiri kodumaiya naanga ketka vendi iruke//
    Adhu neengalaan senji vechirukkum paavathin palan... Guruvaayurappanal ondrum seiyya iyalaadhaam :P


  4. Anonymous Says:

    Endae eshwara yenna G3 kitta irunthu kaapathupa ;)


  5. G3 Says:

    @KK : Syamkku sonna adhey reply dhaan ungalukkum.. enna padikkum bodhu guruvayurappanukku badhil eshwarannu padichikkonga.. :P


  6. Unknown Says:

    Skypela paesaradhellam oru lolla??...adakadavule....adha kandupudichadhe adhukku thaana....


  7. G3 Says:

    @Bala : Enga.. orey apartmentla irundhukkitu Skype use pandradhu over illa? Konjam satham pottu koopita maapila iva veetukku vandhudalaam illa iva avar veetukku poidalaam.. Skypelaan onsitela irukkara makkaloda pesara costa koraikka kandubicha ivanga local call costa koraikkavae adha use pandraangalae :D


  8. Unknown Says:

    naama ellam indiala irukromgradha marakka koodaadhu....marriageku munnaadi bride going to groom's house (& vice versa) is not acceptable....

    Thappa eduthuka koodaadhu....will ur parents allow for that?


  9. Unknown Says:

    I meant going in the night


  10. G3 Says:

    @Bala : Namma veetla yaarunga permission kettuttu wait pannitiruppa? Ellam information mattum dhaan :D

    //marriageku munnaadi bride going to groom's house (& vice versa) is not acceptable....//
    Endha gaalathula irukkeenga? Actualla ponnu maapillaiyodayum avar familyodayum erkanavae oru 2 days trip guruvayur poittu vandhutta (Ponnoda parentsoda permissionoda thaan ) Ella parentsum ippo over freeya thaan irukkaanga :)


  11. Unknown Says:

    Ennavo ellarum sandhoshama irundha sarithaan :)



  12. Arunkumar Says:

    Incident 1 kooda parava ille... Incident 2 romba jagajam !!!


  13. G3 Says:

    @Arunkumar: Experience pesudhu pola... :P


  14. Bharani Says:

    LOL...ungakittaye lollu panraangala...appa bayanga aalungalathan irupaanga :))

    oru apt-la irudhukittu...mottai madiyila poi nila velchatula pesama...skype..mannagathinu...vaazhkaya rasika theriyaadha aalungala irukaangale.....konjam neenga edutu solla koodatha :))


  15. Anonymous Says:

    G3, skype free version jan 07 varaikum dhan.

    Enna makkal ipdi bayandhu pora levelku kalakitinga:-))


  16. g3 sariyanna lolludhan.Why don't you come for a chat_nu sollvanga.Time allot saidhu pona Oh!Iam kind of busy,will see u then banga.indha thollaiyae vendamnu nan chat pakkamae poradhilla.Next time avrukku Hi goodmorning sollittu udane goodbye sollidunga.sariya poidum.

    indha kalathula ivalo freeya parents?Just before my marriage,nan ivarukku Bombay ku letter poda,adhai ivar ivar amma kitta padichu katti,permission kaettaram badhil podattumanu?Vanguna mudhal kuttu idhu.adhu andha kalam.mmm,aana ore apt la irundhu kittu skype a?romba overdhan.puzhachuppa.--SKM


  17. Anonymous Says:

    @pria:
    :( enna gunda thooki podreenga....ada devuda...skype pogutha jan'oda..hmmm...romba use panravangalukuaaga ethachum concession kudutha nalla irukum :D :D

    @g3:

    aama...lollunu title poatutu athaipathi kadisi varikum solalvayla...??!!


  18. Anonymous Says:

    G3 unga blog'ku puthu peru... Kodumai Kodumaiyo.... BGM venumna naan padunatha (sorry vera vaarthai kidaikala :)) potukonga :)


  19. G3 Says:

    @Bharani : //ungakittaye lollu panraangala//
    hehe... Neenga vera.. Naanmae avanga kooda sendhappuram dhaan ippadi lollu panna aarambichadhellam :)

    //konjam neenga edutu solla koodatha //
    Idhellam solli therinjikkaradha :P

    @Pria : //Enna makkal ipdi bayandhu pora levelku kalakitinga//
    Edho nammala mudinja oru nalla kaariyam :D

    @SKM : //Hi goodmorning sollittu udane goodbye sollidunga.sariya poidum//
    Hehe.. Naan avana vera maadiri pazhi vaangitten.. :) Avanga oorla incoming callukkum chargu.. So diwalikku wish pandren pervazhinnu avanukku phonea pottu supera billa ethi vittuten :D


  20. G3 Says:

    @Gils : //lollunu title poatutu athaipathi kadisi varikum solalvayla//
    Ilai marai kaai maraivaa thaan naanga solvom.. Idhu kooda puriyalana appuram eppadi gils?

    @KK : En KK? naan nalla irukkaradhu pudikkaliya ungalukku? Naan OB adichaalum sondhama adikkaren.. Neenga ennadanna per suggest pannalum enga irundhaavadhu sutta pera thaan kudukkareenga... Usha blog titlea naan vechikkita avanga vandhu enna odhaikka maataanga :P

    //naan padunatha//
    Neenga paadum bodhu podaren.. (Rhymes padichadhellam paadinadha naan othukka maatomaakkum :P)


  21. Anonymous Says:

    Hello... Usha oda blog title "kodumai da Saami!!" athanala than vera koduthen... irunga Ushaka kitta maati viduren :)


  22. G3 Says:

    @KK : Seri seri.. theriyaama solliten.. Chinna pullaya mannichu vitrunga.. KK nalla pullayaam.. Naan choc icecream anuppuvenaam.. Usha kitta pottukudukka maateengalaam.. :D


  23. Anonymous Says:

    Aiiii!!! ippadinu therinchu iruntha munnadiye use panni irupene :) Verum chocolate vendam German-chokolatekake vendum... Check here for more details :)


  24. G3 Says:

    @KK : Idhellam ungalukkae konjam overa therila.. Edho pona comment adikkum bodhu theriyathanama nalla moodla irundhutten.. So, ungalukku choc icecream kudukkarennu sonnen.. :) Aana thiruppi thiruppi adhey rangela reply pannuvennu nenacha me no poruppali.. :) Adhaan choc enga irukkunnu ungalukkae therinjirukkae.. So, neengalae en pera solli ungalukku pudichadhellam vaangi saaptukkonga :P


  25. Anonymous Says:

    Unga thalaiya adamanam pannathuke onum kidaikala ithula unga pera sonna oru balli muttai kooda koduka maatan :)


  26. G3 Says:

    @KK : Hehe.. oru 4 dharma adi koodava kudukka maataan? Ungalukku adhu kedachaalae naan rommmmmmmmmmba sandhosha paduvaenae :P


  27. Anonymous Says:

    Yenna maathiri oru gentleman'a adikalam maatan :)


  28. G3 Says:

    Andava ivlo kodumaiyana dialoguelaan enna padikka veikkariyae.. idhu nyaayama? KK gentlemanaama? Idhu adukkuma?

    @KK : Irundhaalum ungalukku ivlo tharperumai aagaadhu KK :P


  29. ambi Says:

    ROTFL on both incidents. esp incident#2.
    antha maapilai sutha wastu. ore apt!nu solreenga, summa pipa pudichu maadi eri kuthichu adventure panni irukka vendaam..? LOL

    belated wishes for thalai diwali! and advance wishes too. he hee :)


  30. Anonymous Says:

    hmmm ivalo comment chat aayiduchaa...seri seri...

    nice lolls... :))
    avanga sollardhum seri dhaane phone na charge aagumla... :) neenga enna pannirpenga??...neengalum skype dhaane use pannirpeenga... :P


  31. அது சரி, ரெண்டாவது மேட்டர் உங்களுதுதானே, உண்மைய சொல்லுங்க :)


  32. ambi Says:

    echoose me ejamaan! skype!naa ennathu? sollunga pls. me dono.

    parunga naan evloo appavi! chamathu! (with innocent looku) :)


  33. Unknown Says:

    Naan online vandhu evlo neram aachu? Oru gud mrng sollanumnu courtesy irukka unakku?
    Manasaatchi : Ellam neram da.. Edho pullaya disturb panna venaamaennu vitta adhukkum ippadi oru aapa?


    sema comedy!

    Ungalukku romba nalla sense of humour! Kandippa ungala paaratiye theeranam! :)

    appurom ungala... ungala..poi *tears flowing from eyes* thappa ninaichitaane.. avan!


  34. Unknown Says:

    seri neenga inna project panreenga?
    Software-ah.. illa BPO-va?


  35. Anonymous Says:

    Prithz:
    pesama un styluku copyrite poatru..ellam egathuku una mathiriye adikaraanga..latest to join the ghosty is ambi :D :D *narayana narayana*....
    G3:
    unga arattai arangatha orkut..gtalk..mail...idhellam thaanid ipo comment ropa use panikireengala...cha..intha mathiri oozhal velaigallala thaan free sitelaam paid sitea maruthu..edir katchiyanaruku vanmaiyana kandanam :D :D


  36. Anonymous Says:

    @Karthik B.S - rendum illai... Internet'lam ozhunga work aaguthan check pannura velai :)


  37. G3 Says:

    @Ambi : Aaha.. Cinema hero rangukku option kudukkareenga.. Neenga b'lorela idhellam dhaan pannitirukkeengalo?

    vaazhthukkalukku nandri :)

    //skype!naa ennathu?//
    KK dhaan enakku guru idhula.. Avar dhaan enakku sonnaru.. So directa avaraiyae ungalukku solli kudukka sollidaren :D

    //parunga naan evloo appavi! chamathu!//
    Naan idha padikkum bodhu Naan refers to G3.. So I accept this stmt.. G3 is appavi and chamathu :P

    @GolmaalGopal : //neenga enna pannirpenga??...//
    En casela maapla ivlo feel pannuvaarunnu nenaikkareenga? Naan overa pesaradha kettu eppoda thappikalaamnu okkandhiruppar avaru :D


  38. G3 Says:

    @பொற்கொடி : Namma matterellam sabaila no speakings.. :D

    @BSK : //Kandippa ungala paaratiye theeranam! :)//
    Nandri!! Nandri!!

    Indha KK soldradhellam nambaadheenga.. Me on S/W only :)

    @Gils : No pugais. Ippo enna ungaludhula comment jaasthiyakkanuma? Next chat sessiona anga potruvom :D

    @KK : Same stmt to u too.. No pugais.. :D


  39. ha ha! enjoyed reading your post! indha maadhiri peter munnusamykkala paartha munnadiellam kovam varum, ippa sirippudhaan varudhu!


  40. G3 Says:

    @IA : Glad to know that u enjoyed the post :-)


  41. ambi Says:

    //Neenga b'lorela idhellam dhaan pannitirukkeengalo?
    //

    cha, me pacha kuzhanthai. ethoo naan undu en pjb-kuthirai, cha! typo.. pjt undu!nu iruken. :D


  42. Unknown Says:

    nalla velai! :)


  43. அப்பாடா.. சாப்பாடு இல்லாத போஸ்ட்..

    /Skypea kandubudichavanukku mattum idhu therinja evlo feel pannuvaano/
    LOL.

    //பொற்கொடி said...
    அது சரி, ரெண்டாவது மேட்டர் உங்களுதுதானே, உண்மைய சொல்லுங்க //
    இல்லையே பொற்கொடிக்குன்னு தானே கேள்விப்பட்டேன்..


  44. Anonymous Says:

    @Ambi - Skype'ndrathu oru messenger, namma YM maathiri. Avangaloda main feature, calling any US phone number from Skype. So India'la irunthu yentha US number vendumnaalum pannalam :)

    G3, //No pugais..//
    Smoking is injurious to health. So me no pugais :)


  45. G3 Says:

    @Ambi : Naan onnumaeee sollalapa.. :D

    @Appu : Enga avlo time? avlo mosamava irukku en thanglish? Good that you ppl enjoyed the post.. :D

    @Veda : Hehe.. KKkku nalla manasu.. Adhaan edhir katchi urupinara irundha bodhum vandhu en comment counta konjam increase pannittu poraar.. Ungalukkum comments venumna neengalum avaroda edhir katchila seranum (KK correct dhaanae :P)


  46. G3 Says:

    @BSK : Nandri!!!

    @கடல்கணேசன் : //அப்பாடா.. சாப்பாடு இல்லாத போஸ்ட்..//
    Overa saapadu saaptu neenga thoogitta appuram comment yaar podaradhu? Adhaan indhavaati no saapadu :D

    @KK : Naan no pugaisnnu podumbodhey indha replya thaan edhirpaathen :D Seri seri veda blogla unga comment varanumna enna pannanumnu avangalukku solli irukken.. Neengalum correcta adha follow pannidunga :P


  47. Anonymous Says:

    pangali kk sonna mathiri...pogai namakku pagai.....enna pravagamla water vathi poacha...illai..adutha mokkaiku bladea sharp panreengala...no news??!!


  48. G3 Says:

    @Gils : 50th commentukku oru Oh!!!!! Adutha mokkai ready.. Anegama innikku night potruven.. :)


  49. Anonymous Says:

    @Veda - Oor aalu kozhanthaiya ooti valartha thaan kozhanthai thana valurumnu solvanga... so naan oor aal blog'a comment potu vartha yen blog valarumenu paarthen avaluv than...
    Itho vanthuten unga blog'ku....